embarrassment isn’t the strange looks from the man at cvs for buying hair dye at 12:30 am, it’s the looks he gives you a half hour later when you come back with dye all over you and half your head because you didn’t have enough 

D’:
"If you tell me goats turn you on and you like midget porn, I won’t judge you! This is a safe zone."

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My race and ethnicity professor.

(I could literally fill a book with the hilarious things this woman says. She told a kid to get the fuck out today because he had on a Ravens jersey because she’s a huge Steelers fan)


green smoothies: the perfect combination of a delicious smoothie, and a garbage disposal that gets rid of all the produce that i bought too much of.

open at 5.. two call outs within the half hour. work till two, nap, drive to oldsmar, close their store. be back at largo to open tomorrow… drive back to tnasty.
this is my life
I meant to take this for snap chat oopsies
when you realize everybody that represents panera is actually an idiot